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The Butcher
01-09-2010, 08:14 AM
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post.

Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food.

Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."

Homicide
01-09-2010, 09:50 AM
I could really care less when someone with no talent on a show no one's cared about in a decade realizes how much of a waste they are...there's better ways to go about this than stabbing yourself, dumbass can't even off himself correctly.

BreeAnimal
01-10-2010, 06:05 PM
What kind of a freak stabs himself nine times. And where do you stab yourself nine times without killing yourself. In the toes?

gabgnipeels
01-10-2010, 06:23 PM
I haven't listened to Stern in a very long time, but it's not secret that he hates his life.

psychobillyjekyll
01-10-2010, 06:39 PM
My dad listens to Stern daily. Artie stabbed himself in the abdomen 9 times with a 13" knife. This got leaked to the press from someone in his own family. I have no personal attachment to Artie, but it's tragic when anybody's personal demons gets the better of them.

raven_32
01-22-2010, 09:55 AM
this is the first ive heard of it, my sirius radio has been messed up for a few weeks now. i hope artie gets his shit together it seemed like he was doin better the last time i listed to stern

Homicide
01-22-2010, 09:56 AM
I noticed yesterday on TV they were showing adds for a new Artie Lange stand-up special premiering on Comedy Central this Sat......is it just me or is this not the best time?

raven_32
01-22-2010, 10:08 AM
I noticed yesterday on TV they were showing adds for a new Artie Lange stand-up special premiering on Comedy Central this Sat......is it just me or is this not the best time?

could have waited atleast one more week or two