Yes, I would like fries with that...

[CindyT]

You don't see many ads these days with bound cheerleader corpses. Am I alone in feeling that this paucity is really society's loss?

I wonder if he bought her some McNuggets first...

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/zz72a16e19.jpg

This is a real ad, BTW, part of a series featuring horror characters, namely Chucky the Doll, Freddy Krueger, and the Ghost face guy from Scream. I personally would have gone with Leatherface, as I feel a cannibal's fast food preferences would be particularly trustworthy.

[King of Podcasting]

There's a lot of questions to be answered here.
Did somebody at BK call the cops?
Or did he get the cheerleader at BK?
I haven't been to one in a while. They might have them on the menu.

Also, whatever happened to chicken fries? And was that Stunt Cock (or whatever they were called) band from the ads really Buckcherry in disguise?

And also..WTF?

[CindyT]

What bothers me is that it's such a poor way to transport a cheerleader corpse.
You get up to speed on the highway and she's going to flip off like a piece of plywood off the back of a truck.
I mean seriously, Jason couldn't scrounge up a couple of bungie cords?
I'm impressed by the ride though. A convertable? Clearly Mr. Voorhees is no scrub.

All BK chicken questions can be answered here, by the actual BK Chicken:
Burger King subservient chicken (http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html)
(http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html)

I asked "Was Stunt Cock Buckcherry?" and he denied it.
I then told him to pee on the couch, and he did.
There are things going on at the Burger King PR department that it may be best not to question.

[Streaker]

The scariest thing about this photo is the fact that whomever photoshoped this gave Mr. Jason a floating detached hand
(The hand holding the burger is not attached to his jacket)

Also that is a small hole to fit a whopper in (that's what she said).

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

The fact that he's in a Mini Cooper just makes me think this a value menu thing.

[raven_32]

gregmo posted all of these awail back
http://www.killerreviews.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3802&highlight=burger+king
their badass

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

All BK chicken questions can be answered here, by the actual BK Chicken:
Burger King subservient chicken (http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html)
(http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html)

I asked "Was Stunt Cock Buckcherry?" and he denied it.
I then told him to pee on the couch, and he did.
There are things going on at the Burger King PR department that it may be best not to question.

Thank you for posting this link....I now have a new virtual pet.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

I told the Burger King subservient chicken to give me his credit card information and he just danced. Another failed attempt to commit identity theft, I guess. I'll have to try harder next time.

[CindyT]

I told the Burger King subservient chicken to give me his credit card information and he just danced. Another failed attempt to commit identity theft, I guess. I'll have to try harder next time.

Try " listen to movies about girls the podcast " . He seems to enjoy it, but doesn't stick with it for the full 4 plus hours. Fucking puppet lady...

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

I asked him to do my taxes, and he just humped the couch....so, he used to work for H&R Block?