The MAG Poetry Slamcast is nearly upon us!

[King of Podcasting]

Tomorrow is the Slamcast.
It's either our best idea ever, or our worst.
Stay tuned to find out.

PS Also, last chance to submit a po-em.
Unless we do another one next year. Although "Ode to my Boner" was exhausting to write, so I dunno if I have any more poetry in me.

[SethStoven]

Come on folks, pony up the words. I escaped a lesbian prostitute coven in California to make it back for this show. My pants are stuffed with poems. Who's gonna show me up?

[Jeremy Vaca]

I wrote one called Emerson 1991. Oh wait....

[Streaker]

How to Make a limerick and rock it out or just freestyle we don't care

Limericks consist of five anapestic lines.
Lines 1, 2, and 5 of Limericks have seven to ten syllables and rhyme with one another.
Lines 3 and 4 of Limericks have five to seven syllables and also rhyme with each other.

Yo Mama's a big giant cow
She always said no way no how
Now you got a big dong
And a hottie to sing along
You're all like who's laughing NOW! (Bitch)

[SkullWhichCameFromHell]

This is my tribute to Misty Mundae. I should warn you that it's full of raw emotion so you may not want to use it on the show. Anyway, it's called 'Oh, Misty Mundae'.

Oh, Misty Mundae
Fair soft skin white
Long, long hair caresses
Your naked back

Breathtaking wonder
Your beauty tortures me
Exquisite agony
Oh, the pain!

I tremble, I sigh, I swoon
I dream, I despair, I weep
The tears of a man
Do they make me
Less of a man?
Should I be ashamed?

No! I shall not cower!
Bring me your image
Your perfection
On screen, on page

Misty Mundae my Goddess
I close my eyes
And I smile

[Gore Gore Girl]

Hmmm. Didn't realise I had to send it early. Oh well. If there's time, I will read something, but only if there's time (don't I read poetry every week?).

[SethStoven]

Hmmm. Didn't realise I had to send it early. Oh well. If there's time, I will read something, but only if there's time (don't I read poetry every week?).

That you do, Gore Lady. Slamcast, everybody! I'm pumped. Let's all live together!

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

this is my tribute to misty mundae. I should warn you that it's full of raw emotion so you may not want to use it on the show. Anyway, it's called 'oh, misty mundae'.

Oh, misty mundae
fair soft skin white
long, long hair caresses
your naked back

breathtaking wonder
your beauty tortures me
exquisite agony
oh, the pain!

I tremble, i sigh, i swoon
i dream, i despair, i weep
the tears of a man
do they make me
less of a man?
Should i be ashamed?

No! I shall not cower!
Bring me your image
your perfection
on screen, on page

misty mundae my goddess
i close my eyes
and i smile

playmate of the apes frickin" ruled

[bikini general contractor]

I want to contribute, but all I have time for is a haiku, so here goes:

Boobs and explosions
As far as the eye can see
Andy Sidaris

Happy Slamcast, everybody!

[wormface]

"your love"

by wormface



your love
was like a brand new car
i made some late payments
and you towed it away

so i wrote you a check
signed with my love
but my credit was bad
and it bounced

[SethStoven]

"your love"

by wormface



your love
was like a brand new car
i made some late payments
and you towed it away

so i wrote you a check
signed with my love
but my credit was bad
and it bounced

Well done, Wormface. Maybe there's hope for this thing yet. If we get 8 more poems by 6 PM EST I will get naked on tonights show.

[King of Podcasting]

Well, we dodged that bullet.

[SethStoven]

Yes, everyone in the MAG studio thanks all on the forum for not posting any more poems after 5 PM EST.