The Official "Ask a Drunk Joey" Thread

[King of Podcasting]

Starting next week, we are going to wait until Joey Sinn gets good and hammered, and then ask him your questions. So please ask them here. Thank you.

PS: This is Joey Sinn.

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[Streaker]

Is it easier to write songs in the nude or with extra clothing?

Also have you ever received a tug job from a puppet, if not what type of puppet would you want to this?

[Gore Gore Girl]

Do you believe the recently established coalition between the UK Conservative party and the Liberal Democrats is an exciting step forward for British politics? Or does this indicate a troubling move away from progressive ideals, toward a more conservative government in which the Liberal Democrat presence will be minimal?

[King of Podcasting]

Are you a slave of evil? Are you a slave of Demonik's?

[Gore Gore Girl]

Oh, and I thought y'all said he drank fancy beer? I see Busch Light!

[Roel]

If all of you were in a plane crash in the Andes and survived but didn't have any food -- in what order would you eat the members of the Movies About Girls podcast? And why?

[Creepy Crawly]

When does soup become a chowder?

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

Dear Mr. Sinn,
What was your fondest memory of dearly departed Ronnie James Dio?
and sir... will, if you ever have the chance, put the moves on on his widow.. Wendy Dio?
put your horns on.

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

Oh, and I thought y'all said he drank fancy beer? I see Busch Light!

fancy is a state of drunk mind.

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

If all of you were in a plane crash in the Andes and survived but didn't have any food -- in what order would you eat the members of the Movies About Girls podcast? And why?

or have sex with them?

[Holly]

If you were vomiting and had diarrhea at the same time, would you choose to puke or shit into the toilet?

[Detective Somerset]

If you were a beer, what kind of beer would you be? What about the rest of the MAG crew?

[Gore Gore Girl]

Man, these questions are super fun! I can't wait. I approached my question with a much more straightlaced attitude - it's a question I genuinely don't know the answer to, so want to query The Oracle.

Now I'd rather know the answer to everyone else's question though...

[Detective Somerset]

Although only the King of Podcasting can determine the correct answers, here is my attempt at an answer key:
Ken: PBR NA (to be enjoyed non-ironically while watching late 60's early 70's sleaze)
Ether: Asahai Dry (anything dry)
Seth: Zima
Cherry Bomb: Sam Adams Cherry Wheat (origin and nickname trump personality in this case)
Gore Gore: Young's Double Chocolate Stout (probably prefers Bombay Saphire and tonic)
Holly: Labbat's blue (probably prefers wine)
Stacy: Anchor Steam
Tom: Brooklyn Brown (although not as dark as his world view, it is from NY)
Joey: Sam Adam's Boston Lager (not thinking outside the box here but c'mon)
Victor: Blackened Voodoo
Jeff Crazy: Any Pilsner

[Holly]

That was great, Detective Somerset. You're right-I hate beer. Wine or liquor, please! (GGG drinks dirty martinis, by the way, which seems about right.)

[Jeremy Vaca]

Oh, and I thought y'all said he drank fancy beer? I see Busch Light!

Zing!

[Gore Gore Girl]

The Detective is not incorrect actually. I will await the exciting competition on air to fully disclose my tastes, but Det. S - my dad would be proud of your choice!

[Jeremy Vaca]

If you were vomiting and had diarrhea at the same time, would you choose to puke or shit into the toilet?

shit.

[Cherrybomb]

Ah, Detective Somerset, I like the way you think. And now, on to Joey...

Dear Joey Sinn,

Of all the famous booze hounds in history (living or dead), who would you most like to get drunk with and why. Also, is it okay to go all the way on a first date?

Cheers!
CB

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

Dear Joey...

Do you find it kinda creepy that the same company that makes Cat Chow and Puppy Chow also produces breakfast cereals (Ralston Purina)? And, have you ever sat down and taken a look at Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch and cheap dry dog food, making a side by side visual comparison? The similiarities are astonishing...

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

Dear Joey-

Do you think I have the right to take legal action against the band Molly Hatchett due to the misrepresentation of their music via the awesome Frazetta pieces they used for album covers? As a youth (and a young metal fan), I actually bought one of their albums based upon the cover art (having never actually heard their music up to that point), and found them lacking in awesomeness. There's gotta be some grounds for fraud or false advertising here.

[Detective Somerset]

Mary Ann or Ginger?

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

Dearest Joey-

My cat, Ernie, loves to show me affection by getting next to me, and then butting his head into the body part he's nearest to ( leg, arm, shoulder). This is a tendency I've noticed in all cats I've witnessed over the years. It's like, "Oh...I really like this person/inanimate object/fellow cat..." BONK.

Why do cats do that, and do you think it's a better way to show affection than the usual human routes, i.e., a handshake or hug?

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

Who would win in a fight The Incredible Hulk or an infinite number of Bee's??? the people want to know...

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

this is pressing....

[King of Podcasting]

Sorted!

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

this thread needs revisiting..

[Freaky Agent for the Man]

Dear Mr. Sinn,

1. What is the coolest thing you own?

2. Who is your 'Dream Girl'?

3. What is your favorite movie?

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

Dearest Joey-

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, yet hot dog buns come in packages of eight? Is there some greater conspiracy involved in this obvious inability to further relations between weiners and buns?

[Creepy Crawly]

Dear Joey,
What makes a banana yellow?

[WIP Guy]

Dear Mr Sinn,

Why is the British weather so bad?

Who wrote the book of love?