F Marry Kill

[The Butcher]

You have to fuck one, marry one and kill one.

Jessica Simpson
Denise Richards
Britney Spears

[GregMO ROberts]

I'd fuck Denise Richards only because I expect I would be thinking about Britney Spears like I do my own girlfriend now.

Then I would marry Britney Spears as I have to imagine she is the richest of the bunch and I do lika da moohla.

That leaves Jessica to kill. Albeit, I would hate to see the size of the canon it would take to put that girl down.

[psychobillyjekyll]

I'd fuck Denise Richards since she is the hottest of the bunch, and doesn't have a pussy that could fight Godzilla (looking at you Britney).

I'd marry Britney, she already got divorced once, so once she is done with the sugar momma routine, I'm looking at half her stuff, without having to look at her again.

I, too, would kill Jessica. I have an old British 45.70 that was used in India to hunt big game, so it might take a couple shots, but I'm sure it will eventually bring her down.

[Lord Dio]

Hhhhhmmm,,,,here it goes;

Sorry guys. I would F Jessica Simpson crazy. There is no way I could marry and spend the rest of my life with some that stupid.

If it was the Denise Richards in Wild Things we could talk. But it is not and she has to die. Plus who knows what Charlie Sheen gave her.

Finally I'd go where the money is and marry Britney Spears. I like her better now that she put on a little weight. Plus I would never have to worry about her singing in the house, as she doesn't know how to sing. Now, I just have to find away to get rid of those kids.

Do this again!

[The Butcher]

Someone else pick people.

[psychobillyjekyll]

Okay, here's the new crowd: its the Zombie Movie chicks:

Sherry Moon Zombie
Danielle Harris
Jennifer Jostyn

[The Butcher]

OK Here we go...

I'd have to kill Jennifer Jostyn because she's a bit of a butterface. If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that you CANNOT marry a butterface. Sorry to anyone who's wife's a butterface :(

I'd have to fuck Sherry Moon Zombie because we probably don't have enough in common to sustain a marriage. Plus I think after having sex with Rob I would pale in comparison. She would laugh at my small dick and then divorce me.

I would marry Danielle because we're roughly the same age and she's a super cool chick. And I know for a fact that she still plays NES which is probably the best attribuite a girl can have, besides a disease free vagina.

[Lord Dio]

Chomper would kill all three, then eff Rob Zombie.