2011 has been a big year for me. I had my second child (a beautiful little girl named Brynn “Butchette” Dumont), my wife and I had sex again and I broke up with Hollywood. But let’s start from the beginning.
The 1980’s were a magical time for me. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were kicking ass in the sewers of New York City, Nickelodeon was sliming youths every Saturday morning, Garbage Pail Kids cards were being traded like crack cocaine and rock stars were actually playing instruments.
Updated 12-22-2011 at 12:38 PM by The Butcher