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GregMO ROberts

  1. DVD Review: The Quiet Ones (2014)



    ďItís the quiet ones you have to watch.Ē Donít know who said this familiar adage, but I suppose that is what the new horror film The Quiet Ones was attempting to exploit.

    With an interesting trailer peaking my interest, I went into my screening of The Quiet Ones with all the hope and promise of a newborn baby. I left wishing I had gone through with an abortion.

    Directed by John Pogue (Quarantine 2: Terminal), The Quiet Ones stars Mad Menís Jared ...
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  2. DVD Review - Joy Ride 3 (2014)



    Wait. What? There was a Joy Ride 2? Apparently. Worse still is that my records indicate that I screened the first sequel to 2001ís Joy Ride back in 2008. I have not a single memory of that occurrence. Luckily, I was less than 10 minutes into Joy Ride 3 when it became evidently clear that there was no advantage to having seen the first 3 hours of the now trilogy. Joy Ride 3 stands alone as its own film. Its own piece of shit film.

    Written and directed by Declan ...
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  3. Review: All Cheerleaders Die (2014)



    I still donít know what to make of writer/director Lucky McKee. It started strong with May (2002) which I thought was a wonderfully crafted drama/thriller that put McKee on my radar. His venture into television as director of the Masters of Horror episode titled ĎSick Girlí was ok, but didnít capture my attention as much as May. Then came The Woods (2006) and Red (2008) which were both relatively competent, but hardly memorable. The Woman (2011) was definitely memorable and made ...

    Updated 06-04-2014 at 05:50 AM by GregMO ROberts

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  4. Review: Willow Creek (2014)



    I have just about had it to here (hand raised to just below my nose) with found footage films. The genre that was brought back into the mainstream thanks to the successes of The Blair Witch Project and the Paranormal Activity franchise is an easy way for anyone with a video camera to put together something that resembles a film. At least (for now) no found footage films have been presented with the new D-Box technology.

    The low production costs and potential high ...
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  5. Review: 50 Best Horror Films You've Never Seen



    I love lists. I also love horror films. So you can imagine my unparalleled glee when I heard of Shock Till You Dropís documentary 50 Best Horror Films Youíve Never Seen. The doc lists fifty lesser-known horror films counting down a half-hundred titles of films that every horror film should see.

    The film has various directors and historians introducing each new entry and they give a quick synopsis of the spotlighted film sometimes highlighting their favorite scenes. ...
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