First thing's first, I want to have someone do terrible things to Michael Bay. He's a terrible director who has made maybe one good movie where he was in the chair (I am giving him the first Bad Boys, decent adult oriented action flick and good shut brain off material. Wow that describes his whole output!) and has overseen the raping of many franchises I love. Next supposedly on his list is TMNT, where he's turning my beloved turtles of mutant origin into fucking ALIENS?!?!?! Anyway I digress, to ...