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  1. I Know Who Killed Me(2007) - SPOILER! Lindsay Lohan is gross!


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    The rise, and subsequent fall, of Lindsay Lohan, is not as straightforward, and uncomplicated, as what brought down the Roman Empire. To my mind, anyway. Mostly because I canít explain why Lindsay Lohan happened to begin with. Who can? Whatever group mind phenomenon selects who, and who does not, rise to prominence in our culture, ...

    Updated 12-24-2015 at 04:40 PM by SecretAgent/SuperHero

  2. An Introduction to Movie Lumps

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    An Introduction to MOVIE LUMPS
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    Itís not easy being as smart as I am. Believe it or not, itís a goddamn hassle. When youíre smart(not Ďsmartí the way you are, actually smart)every marvel and mystery of the universe, no matter how notorious or confounding, is deconstructed by this prodigious talent; exposed, dismissed, then flung down and ...

    Updated 09-10-2015 at 08:43 PM by SecretAgent/SuperHero

  3. Chuckle-worthy Horror Movie Review - Parents(1989)!parents1989/cj9n

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    You know, I learned early on in life that I didnít have the kind of mind that people were glad to have to deal with. I remember when my sixth grade teacher found me reading a book about World War 2, and we ended up talking about it for a little bit. She found out that I knew all kinds of things ...
  4. Never Too Young to Die(1987)

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    I grew up in an era exemplified by gender confusion, fear, and paranoia - monsters that played out on television every night, but were more like multiple personalities every messed-up human being shared. As a child, I went sleepless well into the night, burdened by my impending doom. Missiles, in far ...
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  5. Movie review: The dorm that dripped blood(1982)

    Although my college dorm didn't drip blood, the guy I shared a bathroom with did. Actually, it trickled, more than it dripped, and it wasn't the right color for blood. The first time I saw the stuff, it looked little more than a puddle of some thin, cream-based soup. A chowder, perhaps a bisque, with little chives in it. When I asked my roommate about it, he said that all he really

    Updated 02-06-2012 at 12:11 AM by SecretAgent/SuperHero

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