The word Classic is liberally, and irresponsibly, tossed about these days. The truth is that the quality of a film is subjective, as is the labeling of one as a classic. Take the classic teen horror film Massacre at Central High, for example.
This is the second of several reviews of violent teenage rebellion flicks I hope to pen. I think I like reviewing them because they tend to address their themes with the utmost seriousness, as if the
Updated 10-27-2011 at 07:34 PM by SecretAgent/SuperHero
Santa Sangre, in a distressing display of unoriginal thinking, sets up its story as so many have before it. It opens with the same old insane-naked-man-stuck-up-in-an-artificial-tree-on-the-inside-of-a-Mexican-madhouse-with-a-flashback-to-his-childhood-in-which-he-attends-the-sad-New-Orleans-style-funeral-of-an-elephant-before-witnessing-his-hairy-morbidly-obese-rhinestone-cowboy-knife-throwing-circus-freak-father-slash-his-own-throat-after-cutting-off-his-motherís-arms-in-a-fit-of-rage-after-she-tosses-a-jar-of-acid-on-his-balls-for-banging-the-tattooed-lady-making-her-death-referential-to-the-martyrdom-of-an-unofficial-armless-saint-that-she-worships-thusly-setting-the-stage-for-her-vengeful-spirit-to-return-from-the-grave-and-seize-control-of-his-arms-and-go-on-a-killing-spree
ASSASSIN'S LOG: KILL DATE-00040408C
TODAY'S SECRET CODE: I believe that my talents have touched many people, I know this because I touch myself.
FILE UNDER - CODED CORRESPONDENCE, CLASSIFIED: SUPER SECRET
MESSAGE TO T.R.I.N.I.T.Y - MESSAGE SENT FROM FREE TERMINAL, I.D./WENDIGO-JUNE.
///Have intercepted the molecular package. Successfully sealed microcapsule in my brain. Microcapsule fixed in place with
Updated 08-31-2011 at 10:01 PM by SecretAgent/SuperHero