I am writing this in haste, so I apologize if you are underwhelmed. After losing volumes of literary work to a hard drive crash, numerous technical difficulties, followed by weeks of crying while clicking the hammer of my replica Civil War pistol, which doesn’t fire, I am finally back online, expounding my opinions of film. I am doing so based on the assumption that you care what I think. While we’re at it, assume that I care what you think, too.
ASSASSIN'S LOG: KILL DATE-00040408C
TODAY'S SECRET CODE: I believe that my talents have touched many people, I know this because I touch myself.
FILE UNDER - CODED CORRESPONDENCE, CLASSIFIED: SUPER SECRET
MESSAGE TO T.R.I.N.I.T.Y - MESSAGE SENT FROM FREE TERMINAL, I.D./WENDIGO-JUNE.
///Have intercepted the molecular package. Successfully sealed microcapsule in my brain. Microcapsule fixed in place with
Updated 08-31-2011 at 10:01 PM by SecretAgent/SuperHero
Updated 08-28-2011 at 09:41 PM by SecretAgent/SuperHero
TODAY'S SECRET CODE: I've lost so many friends over the years. I only wish I could go back and warn them...that I was hired to kill them.
UPDATE: In Prague. Enjoying the wonderful architecture: the spires, gables and towers. They make fantastic bomb traps, because concussion from the explosion can be deflected off the angled ceilings, turning the entire tower into a gigantic shotgun. I guess you just had to be there. I mean, you would have to be there,
Updated 08-21-2011 at 04:10 PM by SecretAgent/SuperHero