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Weirdest news I've heard all day.

Not saying it's *bad*, necessarily. Just . . . completely unexpected.



J.N.

Makes me shudder, watching the way his body is literally lifted and dragged for a few feet by his FACE.

Love it. Fuckers deserve it.



J.N.

Jeezus. Do they even TRY to make CGI look real anymore?



J.N.

I'm calling it now. 90% of any scenes featuring that ole' Saint Bernard chompin' down on somebody . . . they're gonna be shitty CGI.


J.N.

Loved it! It wasn't perfect, and there was definitely stuff I didn't like, but there was so much more that I did.

I think this one might just be second only to the PIRANHA remake, as far as the...

Agreed, re: "they show the whole movie". Jeez.

I probably wouldn't make a lot of effort to go see this -- I'd care enough to see it when it hits Redbox or Netflix, but that's about it -- if it...

Lookin' forward to it! DRIVE is one of my favorites from the last few years . . . .


J.N.

Can't fuckin' wait. Saturday night for me, if all goes as planned.


J.N.

That was just . . . fucking awesome, J.


J.N.

Hi, everyone:

Just wanted to spread the word that my first novel, MIDNIGHT RAIN, is now available in a new trade paperback edition from Evil Jester Press. Originally published in 2004,...

Just finished watching THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

Man, what a great movie! How have I never seen this before?



J.N.

I can't wait. I'll eat my words when I walk out of the theater disappointed, and admit I was wrong, but for now . . . godDAMN, this looks fuckin' awesome.



J.N.

ZERO desire to see this one.



J.N.

FANTASTIC horror film. My favorite of 2013, and one of my favorite foreign films *ever*.



J.N.

Looking VERY forward to this. I'm kinda stuck on the novel at about the halfway point, keep putting it down for something else and then not really caring enough about it to pick it up again for...

Holy hell . . . who is that? I could stare at those all day long.



J.N.

Great review, Uncle Frank. And I agree on all points -- wasn't it wonderful?

I especially agree re: Samuel L. Jackson. The first thing I said to my wife as we were leaving the theater was, "That...

Really lookin' forward to this one!



J.N.

I rarely do the self-promotion thing on here, but since it's on-topic I thought I'd mention this . . . .

If any of you guys grew up with those great old "evil in a small town" horror novels of...

Oh, yes, she DID.

Wow . . . I had heard the Butcher Brothers were making a sequel, but I had forgotten all about it.

Doesn't look too shabby. I'm sure I'll check it out eventually, as I *loved* THE HAMILTONS.

...

"Laptop". "Holidays". "Birthdays".


Hmm.



J.N.

This sounds fantastic. Looking forward to following more news as it happens.


J.N.

I'm diggin' it!



J.N.

That's just awful. Some songs are NOT made to ever be unplugged.


J.N.