I'd rather drink the water that they were sailing in.
"If it's out of the grave, it's out of my pants." Tig
The Bud can double its use as the liquid in the chemical toilet and no one would know the difference.
4 days and just ONE BEER. A single beer. That cruise liner would end up sunk.
My favourite sexual position is the magician. I take a girl from the street, screw her, saw her in half and then make her disappear.