Killerslant - Week of November 28

[GregMO ROberts]

Miley Cyrus claims that she gets inspiration from The Beatles
Good. I hope she gets the hidden messages in Revolver

Jeremy Renner tweets that he is poised to take over Mission Impossible franchise
Thirty seconds later, the tweet self-destructed

Kayne West stops concert to make speech on how tough his life has been
Thus proving that West is so self absorbed he wouldn’t be able to bear a co-star in a sex tape

Original Print of King Kong located with missing scene in tact
The missing scene shows Kong taking Faye Wray and then being hit over the head with a mallet by Steve Wiebe

Mark Walhberg admits that The Happening sucked
Gee thanks Marky Mark! Where were you when I was in line shelling out my $15!

Wesley Snipes ordered to surrender and begin serving time for tax evasion
Prosecutors might think they have won, but just wait until Snipes gets out and they have to thaw Sly Stallone to catch him.

First Apollo 18 poster revealed
Houston, we have a poster!

Jessica Simpson says she cried when presented an engagement ring by Eric Johnson
I’d cry too if I knew that my partner paid for it with my money

Charlie Sheen sues Capri Anderson for extortion, calling her “an opportunistic pornographic film star and publicity hungry scam artist”
Sounds like Sheen’s dream girl to me

Randy Quaid and wife seek asylum in Canada and file for refugee status
Oh Great! That’s how we ended up with Boombata!

[darthballsac]

No mention of the new Miley Cyrus tattoo?

[Dark Deadite313]

No mention of the new Miley Cyrus tattoo?

Bahahahahahaah! What the fuck

[GregMO ROberts]

Next week. I have to spread my Miley out.

[BreeAnimal]

Wesley Snipes ordered to surrender and begin serving time for tax evasion
Prosecutors might think they have won, but just wait until Snipes gets out and they have to thaw Sly Stallone to catch him.


epic!

[GregMO ROberts]

Epic? EPIC?

When did you start using terms meant for 20-somethings?